Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
We had a discussion about roses.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?