Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What are you studying in math?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?