Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
It was trying to be like its mummy.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why did the frog starve?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?