What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
A coward.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?