Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?