What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
H-airball!
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What food is a man's best friend?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
When do mice play every day?
Where do polar bears vote?