When should you start writing a book?
When you have a novel idea.
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Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?