Why did the tree go to the dentist?
To get a root canal.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do cows always add to their salad?