Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Because her grandma told her she was an angel!
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How does a cow do math?