Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why is money so stubborn?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
When should you start writing a book?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?