Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
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What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?