Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?