Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Where do hamsters come from?
What sweet treat never panics?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?