What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?