What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call stolen cheese?