Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?