What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?