Why do baseball players love bowling?
Because it's good to get a strike.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?