Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?