What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?