Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call an old snowman?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?