Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a happy Lassie?