Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
They wolf down their food.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Someone stole my mood ring!