Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Fire hydrants.
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do you wash a lamb?