Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?