What did summer say to spring?
Help, I'm going to fall!
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's the politest month?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where do milkshakes come from?