Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?