Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do termites go camping?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?