What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do math teachers eat?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the student eat their homework?