Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Because they're filled with so much common cents.
What condiment has wings?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the most attractive fruit?