What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?