Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?