What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?