What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which famous author is also a ruler?