Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What type of car do planets buy?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?