What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?