Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?