Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Families are like fudge.
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?