What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
The Lord of the Wings.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What sound does a witch's car make?