Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?