What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?