Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How does a cow do math?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do cats wear to work?