What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Pearl Harbor.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?