How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?