Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
He couldn't turn it down.
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?