Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why are cowboys always religious?