Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
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What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why is furniture so generous?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What tea do footballers drink?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Where does Superman park his cars?