What cocktail will give you a black eye?
A rum punch.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do eggs end a TV show?