Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?