How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner back.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Do you have the best ceiling?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?