Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
He doesn't like to be roasted.
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?