Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
When do astronauts eat?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?